September 30, 2010

MONSTER PORNO: eating pussies

these pussies are so damn tasty. BLAAAARRGGGH!

September 27, 2010

September 24, 2010

BEACH PARTY TERROR! Deadly Manfish Emerges from the Ocean to Attack Partygoers! -WWN

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
Listen to my tail.

It breathes easy see,
I've eaten nine buff males.

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
Feel these fi-iine scales.
They blew me, flew me,
To chew thoses babes that sailed.

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
My molars ain't so frail.
They grind you, wind you-
my you
are a tasty tale.

September 22, 2010

this is my cousin Michelle

hmph. old people won't play.

September 20, 2010

September 17, 2010

this is Mike Gratton

no i will not shop at Superstore.

September 15, 2010


you're such a pretty fish.