December 28, 2010

this is my brother Ernest


heh heh heh- I *dook* you.

December 25, 2010

this is my sister Corinne


She putters and plants.

December 12, 2010

November 17, 2010

DEAN MARTEEN, MEAN MACHINE


now *sparkles* and *glows-in-the-dark!*

November 15, 2010

MONSTER PORNO: TOURIST SPERM


-now all we need to find is a good restaurant.

November 2, 2010

SPERM GUTS AND FALLOPIAN BOWS


recording with Woodpigeon at Hotel2Tango. laying some tracks, developing studio brain rot.

October 24, 2010

DEAN MARTEEN


MEAN MACHINE
bandmate, friend, and DRUMMING FIEND

EXHIBITION in The Suitcase Orchestra


Jon was kind enough to feature my favorite monsters in his blog, The Suitcase Orchestra. In this exhibition, I explain where they come from: CLICK

October 9, 2010

for jon, the conductor


check out his awesome music blog: Suitcase Orchestra

October 6, 2010

cheeky cheeky


if you hold 'em up like this, people will think you're interested.

September 30, 2010

MONSTER PORNO: eating pussies


these pussies are so damn tasty. BLAAAARRGGGH!

September 27, 2010

September 24, 2010

BEACH PARTY TERROR! Deadly Manfish Emerges from the Ocean to Attack Partygoers! -WWN


ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
Listen to my tail.

It breathes easy see,
I've eaten nine buff males.

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
Feel these fi-iine scales.
They blew me, flew me,
To chew thoses babes that sailed.

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
My molars ain't so frail.
They grind you, wind you-
my you
are a tasty tale.

September 22, 2010

this is my cousin Michelle


hmph. old people won't play.

September 20, 2010

September 17, 2010

this is Mike Gratton


no i will not shop at Superstore.

September 15, 2010

LET'S MAKEOUT!!!


you're such a pretty fish.

August 19, 2010

Greta and I: noodles


it's hard to eat noodles when your smile's bigger than your face.

August 18, 2010

Greta and I



i'm back! sorry it's been awhile- i acquired a new hairstyle, a pair of serious shoulderpads, and a pet orchid- Greta. her smile gets in the way of her face, too.

June 26, 2010

MONSTER PORNO: full-frontal


this monster is naked and aroused.

June 25, 2010

for kait: MONSTER PORNO


this is what happens when i try to draw something nice.

June 12, 2010

whoa Carrie


look at that slurpee cup go

June 11, 2010

Carrie sleeps


and creates carrie-grime. gross.

June 10, 2010

this is my sister Carrie


She likes slurpees, and has a pet.

May 29, 2010

self-portrait: music with Kenna


Kenna and I play classical music together. Sometimes our teeth get in our way.

May 26, 2010

for annie: elephant gonna getcha


Annie and I met for a draw-and-caffeinate date. We're such a dream team!

May 25, 2010

for dean stanton: fashion arthropod speaks up


i'm more than just a fashion accessory

May 24, 2010

May 23, 2010

May 22, 2010

fluffy bunny


kiss me I'm cute

May 21, 2010

MONTY: beer


Monty and Chris drink beer on tour. But they're not picky.

May 10, 2010

MONTY: ds


Monty plays ds. We ask him if he's winning. He always is.

May 9, 2010

MONTY: jogging


Scott Munro is on tour with us. He wears track pants, jogs, and is really fun to draw because of his beard. YEAH!

May 6, 2010

big man heavy stuff


Beau Lark is on tour with us, and he is not only our photographer and driver, but a big man that can carry heavy stuff. Hire him.

May 5, 2010

April 26, 2010

self-portrait: you can't fight a volcano


damn.
at least i have glow-in-the-dark nail polish.

April 25, 2010

ZINE SHOT: tv meat grinder


"...our culture encourages us to sit in front of a flickering box [...] and thereby watch, as if from a distance, the time of our lives flow through our hands like dry sand" (Hartmann 109)

April 18, 2010

ZINE PREVIEW: fetus


"[...] we're all born evil and stupid (Hartmann 127) in a state of helpless submission to the economic and technological mechanisms modern man has created [...] curiously disguised as progress, freedom, and the mastery of man over nature" (Mumford 244)

ZINE RELEASE PARTY!!!


FOONYAP draws: ALL AGES zine release party!

I drew an adult children's book about existentialism, and now I'm throwing a party! Come pick one up and thrash the night away!

doors 6 show 7

Hunter Gatherer- pop as tight as a baby seal
http://www.myspace.com/huntergathererspace

Bloated Bastards- metal as angry as your mom
http://www.myspace.com/bloatedbastards

The Funs- what else? Tunes as fun as popping balloons
http://www.myspace.com/funfuns

FOONYAP and The Roar- disco as messy as a ketchup fight
http://www.myspace.com/FOONYAPandTheRoar

Did I mention there will be an Ukrainian egg decorating workshop right before? Check out COMRAD SOUND: http://www.comrad.ca

April 15, 2010

April 14, 2010

March 29, 2010

botulism


FOR JOEL: what crawled out of my sandwich

March 22, 2010

self-portrait: masterbanation


whoo. I called myself on the banana tewephone.

March 19, 2010

bowness cat drinks slurpee


here you are, Carrie Yap

March 18, 2010

self-portrait: brownies on the tewephone


oh oh- I'm doing self-portraits now.

March 17, 2010

quim on a whim


for Mark Hamilton: Chris Dadge beats electric ass on bongo drums

March 15, 2010