this is my brother Ernest

heh heh heh- I *dook* you.

this is my sister Corinne

She putters and plants.

MONSTER PORNO: DO ME

DEAN MARTEEN, MEAN MACHINE

now *sparkles* and *glows-in-the-dark!*

MONSTER PORNO: TOURIST SPERM

-now all we need to find is a good restaurant.

SPERM GUTS AND FALLOPIAN BOWS

recording with Woodpigeon at Hotel2Tango. laying some tracks, developing studio brain rot.

DEAN MARTEEN

MEAN MACHINE
bandmate, friend, and DRUMMING FIEND

EXHIBITION in The Suitcase Orchestra

Jon was kind enough to feature my favorite monsters in his blog, The Suitcase Orchestra. In this exhibition, I explain where they come from: CLICK

for jon, the conductor

check out his awesome music blog: Suitcase Orchestra

cheeky cheeky

if you hold 'em up like this, people will think you're interested.

MONSTER PORNO: eating pussies

these pussies are so damn tasty. BLAAAARRGGGH!

for chandra

BEACH PARTY TERROR! Deadly Manfish Emerges from the Ocean to Attack Partygoers! -WWN

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
Listen to my tail.
It breathes easy see,
I've eaten nine buff males.

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
Feel these fi-iine scales.
They blew me, flew me,
To chew thoses babes that sailed.

ooo Doctor Smoothskin,
My molars ain't so frail.
They grind you, wind you-
my you are a tasty tale.

this is my cousin Michelle

hmph. old people won't play.

I'M USUALLY FEROCIOUS

i swear.

this is Mike Gratton

no i will not shop at Superstore.

LET'S MAKEOUT!!!

you're such a pretty fish.

Greta and I: noodles

it's hard to eat noodles when your smile's bigger than your face.

Greta and I

i'm back! sorry it's been awhile- i acquired a new hairstyle, a pair of serious shoulderpads, and a pet orchid- Greta. her smile gets in the way of her face, too.

MONSTER PORNO: full-frontal

this monster is naked and aroused.

for kait: MONSTER PORNO

this is what happens when i try to draw something nice.

whoa Carrie

look at that slurpee cup go

Carrie sleeps

and creates carrie-grime. gross.

this is my sister Carrie

She likes slurpees, and has a pet.

self-portrait: music with Kenna

Kenna and I play classical music together. Sometimes our teeth get in our way.

self-portrait: fuck you I'm going home

for annie: elephant gonna getcha

Annie and I met for a draw-and-caffeinate date. We're such a dream team!

for dean stanton: fashion arthropod speaks up

i'm more than just a fashion accessory

for jodie

ai yai yai

fluffy bunny

kiss me I'm cute

MONTY: beer

Monty and Chris drink beer on tour. But they're not picky.

MONTY: ds

Monty plays ds. We ask him if he's winning. He always is.

MONTY: jogging

Scott Munro is on tour with us. He wears track pants, jogs, and is really fun to draw because of his beard. YEAH!

big man heavy stuff

Beau Lark is on tour with us, and he is not only our photographer and driver, but a big man that can carry heavy stuff. Hire him.

self-portrait: I KNEW YOU WERE

THE FUN MACHINE

self-portrait: you can't fight a volcano

damn.
at least i have glow-in-the-dark nail polish.

ZINE SHOT: tv meat grinder

"...our culture encourages us to sit in front of a flickering box [...] and thereby watch, as if from a distance, the time of our lives flow through our hands like dry sand" (Hartmann 109)

ZINE PREVIEW: fetus

"[...] we're all born evil and stupid (Hartmann 127) in a state of helpless submission to the economic and technological mechanisms modern man has created [...] curiously disguised as progress, freedom, and the mastery of man over nature" (Mumford 244)

ZINE RELEASE PARTY!!!

FOONYAP draws: ALL AGES zine release party!

I drew an adult children's book about existentialism, and now I'm throwing a party! Come pick one up and thrash the night away!

doors 6 show 7

Hunter Gatherer- pop as tight as a baby seal
http://www.myspace.com/huntergathererspace

Bloated Bastards- metal as angry as your mom
http://www.myspace.com/bloatedbastards

The Funs- what else? Tunes as fun as popping balloons
http://www.myspace.com/funfuns

FOONYAP and The Roar- disco as messy as a ketchup fight
http://www.myspace.com/FOONYAPandTheRoar

Did I mention there will be an Ukrainian egg decorating workshop right before? Check out COMRAD SOUND: http://www.comrad.ca

self-portrait: i didn't know it was a pet

self-portrait: i have a cold

eyescream!

self-portrait: grumpy mornings

touchy touchy

botulism

FOR JOEL: what crawled out of my sandwich

self-portrait: masterbanation

whoo. I called myself on the banana tewephone.

bowness cat drinks slurpee

here you are, Carrie Yap

self-portrait: brownies on the tewephone

oh oh- I'm doing self-portraits now.

quim on a whim

for Mark Hamilton: Chris Dadge beats electric ass on bongo drums

oh look it's got your eyes!

cute cute cute